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Tuesday 9.30
Pennant Express is Ready Out
West
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ARRIVAL IN CHOAKLAND
Game 1 in Choakland: Wednesday, October 1st, 10:06pm EDT
ESPN and PAX-TV 68, Hudson (16-7) vs. Pedro (14-4)
NESN - 30 minute, mini-game in morning
Game 2 in Choakland: Thursday, October 2nd, 4:06pm EDT:
ESPN2, WCVB-5, Zito (14-12) vs. Wakefield (11-7)
TWINS TANK YANKS
New
York is Cursed! 3-1 Minnesota in Stadium Opener.
Mime
Games
Pedro
Won't Address National Media
No MLB
fine. Millar, Tek speak for Pete. Grady prefers his silent
superstar speaks for himself.
Manny
Shows Up a Day Late
No
worries. The Pennant Express will not be derailed.
Arroyo Gets Nod Over
Suppan. Nixon Doing Better.
11 Mile

PeteyM – Win Yourself
Look, the Sox have one shot, or one
opportunity
To seize everything we ever wanted—One moment
Will they capture it or just let it slip?
Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak,
arms are heavy
Pedro's been beaten by Hudson once already, go steady
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
What's the count? Man, he keeps on forgetting
A fastball straight down! The whole crowd goes so loud
Pull the trigger, filty change strikes him out
A changeup?! how? Everybody's screamin now
The ump calls: Strike Threeeeee! Over, pow!
Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes our D-Diva, he'll choke
Pete's so mad, but he won't give up that easy
No, he won't have it, he knows his whole back city's hopes
It don't matter, he's dope
He knows that, but he ain't broke
He's so stacked that he knows
When he goes back to his DR home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again, yo
We're from bad rap city
He better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him
[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the playoffs, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,
New season's beginning, through his
bullpen hole that is gaping
The series for Boston, one for the taking
Pete is King, as we move toward a new world order
A normal life is borin, but superstardom's close to post mortom
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He blows us all off these media hoes is all on him
Coast to coast shows, he's know as the Pete prima donna
Lonely roads, God only knows
He's grown farther from home, it's no matter
He comes home and barely knows his own fans as he scatters
Don't hold your nose cause there goes the cold water
His throat's not botherin him no more, he's all over it
They've moved on to the next schmoe who blows
He nose cold and played nada
So the soap opera is told and unfolds
I suppose it’s old partner, but the beat goes on
Da da dum da dum da da
[Chorus:]
You better lose yourself in the throwin, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,
No more games, Pete'll change what you
call rage
Tear this muthafloatin roof off like dirt dogs caged
He was happy in the beginnin, the mood all changed
He been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But he kept winnin, not slumpin, no slip slidin,
Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That he can get by without 95
And he can provide the right type of drive for Sox handily
'Cause man, these goddamn up cowboys can handle the pressure
Of playin on the biggest stage of their life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water his greed, plus
Teeter-totter caught up between trying to be a leader and a prima
donna
Manny mama drama's screamin on and
Too much for him to wanna
Stay in one spot, another scam or not
To the point he's waitin for the other shoe to drop
He's got to formulate a plot or he'll forgot how many outs they got
Success is his only mothafloatin option, failure's not
Man, I love you, but this losin's got to go
I cannot grow old in my grandfather's spot
So here you go it's your shot.
But fail you not or not this may be the only opportunity that we got
[Chorus:]
You better get your team to the Series, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better,
This team can do anything they set their
minds to, man
- Matt Welch and Big Dog
8-mile - Lose Yourself - Eminem 8 Mile Video
Monday 9/29
Don't Cry for Me Lou
Pinella

My Team is Going to
the Playoffs
Tampa doesn't get
100th loss
3-1
Sox to Rebound Again
in Oakland
No One Better
than Bill
Billy Ballgame Wins Batting Title
(but he only has eyes for the big prize)
Sunday 9/28
Go to
Church and Say a Prayer
for Fatty's Calf

Don't
Kid Yourself,
We're Gonna Need Him
Wallottery
"The last time Fenway fans saw their Red Sox,
they were being hosed down with champagne and catching souvenir hats
from their beloved "Dirt Dogs" after clinching the AL Wild Card. Who
knows what will be in store the next time Boston takes the field?" -
redsox.com lottery
(Hey, if you get two, I'm the best guest ever,
buying beers all day)
McCartyism
Communist Yankee Sympathizer Umps Rob Dave as Joe West Goes South
Flopicana, Rays 5 Sox 4
Suppan Gets Shelled in First. Sox
Trumped in Trop.
Walker, Belli, Nomar Go Deep.
(In other news: Chad Fox Leads Florida
Relief Corps,
Rheal Cormier 7-0 for Phils... Go Ahead Bob, Ask the Question)
Saturday 9/27
Fandemonium in the Trop

Sox-Yanks ALCS Tix on sale Monday via
phone and web. Games 3, 4, and 5 (if nec.) at Fenway.
(hey, if anyone has an extra, please
email)
"I'll Have a Tampa Devil Dog
Daiquiri with a Mini-Martinez Chacer Please"

The Dominator
Hangover Eliminator
Manny, Night Kap Give Tampa a
Headache
7-2
Pete Ready to Cross Hudson
Friday 9/26
Sober Up!
Happy Hour is Over
Champions Break Bad
News to Manny
(John Henry, unable to convince Manny himself by
4:30am, called on Larry Bird, Bobby Orr, and the New England Patriots
to visit
Ramirez at The Ritz with the sad news that the Boston Red Sox did not win the World
Series last night.)
ONWARD
AND UPWARD

INTO THE WILD

Champagne Showers

SOX GIVE FANS
THE RUNAROUND

Touch 'Em All
I'm gonna tell you a story
I'm gonna tell you about my town
I'm gonna tell you a big bad story, baby
Aww, it's all about my town
Yeah, down by the river
Down by the banks of the river Charles
(aw, that's what's happenin' baby)
That's where you'll find me
Along with lovers, fuggers, and thieves (aw, but they're cool
people)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home (oh, you're the Number One place)
Frustrated women (I mean they're frustrated)
Have to be in by twelve o'clock (oh, that's a shame)
But I'm wishin' and a-hopin, oh
That just once those doors weren't locked
(I like to save time for my baby to walk around)
Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston, you're my home (oh, yeah)
Because I love that dirty water
Oh, oh, Boston, you're my home (oh, yeah)
Well, I love that dirty water (I love it, baby)
I love that dirty water (I love Baw-stun)
I love that dirty water (Have you heard about the Strangler?)
I love that dirty water (I'm the man, I'm the man)
I love that dirty water (Owww!)
I love that dirty water (Come on, come on)
Thursday, September 25,
2003
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The
Ghosts of
Red Sox Past Cannot Stop
Christmas from Coming
Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1999
11 wins in 19 postseason
games is all it's going to take to get King Kong off our backs after
tonight .. let's step it up, cowboy up, and get up on our feet
tonight... everybody on their feet for the whole friggin' game...
not that hard... let's make some noise in this place, raise the
friggin' roof, and
send the boys to Oakland with a bang.
Will Garciapopup Step It Up?
(You Better Believe It)
Lucchino: Look for Wake
in the Two Hole
Game 1 in Choakland: Wednesday, October 1st: Hudson-Pedro
Game 2 in Choakland: Thursday, October 2nd: Zito-Wakefield
Game 3 in Boston: Saturday, October 4th: Lilly-Lowe
Game 4 in Boston: Sunday, October 5th: Hudson-Burkett (if nec.)
Game 5 in Choakland: Tuesday, October 7th: Zito-Pedro (if nec.)
Will Grady's Extension Get Picked Up in
Post-Season?
All Systems Lowe Tonight

Derek Delivers
Sox Into the Wild
D-Lowe = Done Deal.
Thursday 9/25 - The new intro song by Polyphonic Spree:
Light And Day
Light and day is more than you'll say
'Cause all my feelings are more
Than I can let by or not
More than you've got
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the sun
You don't see me fly into the red
One more you're done
Just follow the seasons and find the time
Reach for the bright side
You don't see me fly into the red
One more you're nuts
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the sun
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the sun
You don't see me fly into the red
One more you're done
Just follow the seasons and find the time
Reach for the bright side
You don't see me fly into the red
One more you're nuts
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the sun
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the sun
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the sun
Mariners Can't Stand Pat
Seattle Needs Anaheimlich Maneuver
M's Go Down Easy, Sox Can Go
Into the Wild Tonight
(Walker Steps on Scribe on 'EEI:
"This Shaughnessy guy must have had a bad childhood, I'll tell you
what, he's unbelievable... we don't put our confidence in guys like
that.")
Wednesday 9/24
Hold Your Horses

Cowboy Ups Get Crushed
7-3
Playoff Party
Postponed
John is Up to
His Old Self
(First inning flop. Did
someone pop a champagne cork early?)![]()
Grady Denies "Hangover
Effect" from Emotional Win
Party
Poopers
Birds S--- All Over Sox
Do You Believe
in Tragic?
Two for 'Tiz, Too Little, Too
Late
(I'm no Sabermetrician, but by
my calculations, if Ortiz was in the starting lineup since April,
he'd have 96 home runs and 212 RBI)
Trot's Calf Still Tight, Not
Right, Sits Tonight
Nation Celebration
Procrastination

It's Not a Cinch to
Clinch
Tuesday 9/23
DO YOU
BELIEVE IN MAGIC?

BIG-O
STEALS THE SHOW
Pack it up, pack it in,
Let me begin, we came to win, battle us that's a sin.
We won't ever slack up,
Punk you better back up.
Try and play the role, and yo the whole crew'll act up.
Get up,
Stand up, (c'mon)
C'mon throw your hands up,
If you've got the feeling,
Jump and touch the ceiling.
Todd let the funk flow,
Someone's talkin' junk, yo,
We'll bust him in the eye, and then I'll take the punk's ho.
Feeling funky,
Amps in the trunk,
And I got more rbi's than there's cops at a Dunkin' Donuts shop.
Sure 'nuff I got props,
From comeback kids on the hill plus my mom and my pops.
(chorus)
I came to get down,
I came to get down,
So get out your seat and jump around!
Jump around!
Jump around!
Jump around!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Jump (times 17)
DAVID IS GOLIATH AGAIN IN
TEN
Win of
the Year,
Boston 6 Baltimore 5
STAR OF DAVID SHINES
TONIGHT
All
Cowboy'd Up!

FLUKE
SKY WALKER TAKES JULIO TO SCHOOLYARD
Todd Takes Julio Deep in 9th, After Visiting School
Kids in 4th Grade Earlier
3-Run
Jack in Bottom of 9th:
Boston 5 Baltimore 5
"These Fans Make it All
Happen"
- Todd Walker
The Bad News Page Was Ready to Go Live... Could Not Hit "Send":
MatoSOS
"Offense" Sinks
Sox Scoreboard Watch is On
Matos is
One Man Army, This Bird is a Predator
Brown
Bagging It
Stolen
Summer: Yo Andrian, Nice Wheels
SauerbecK
finally steps up but Millar Kowboy Upchucks Again
(Curse of the Video?)
Kaplan
Chokes Too. Tek Stuck at Third.
Pen Does
Their Part
ArrOh-No!
Charles Bronson Could Have Provided Better Relief. Grady Can't Deal
with X's... and O's.
Baltimore 5 Boston 2

Curse of
the Dog: "Wakefield is a 3-run home run waiting to happen." -
9.21.03 on NECN, Roll the tape
Monday 9/22
Wild and
Woolly Win

Manny, 'Tiz, and Trot Power
Sox Past Pesky O's
Red Sox 7 Baltimore 5
Soup Hot Enough.
Mr. Jones, Embree-Oh-No
Make it Interesting, But
B.K. = Bird Killer
Get Damian Jackson Away from Second
Sunday 9/21
Pedr000-000-0

Playoffs?
Playoffs.
Martinez Mojo Rising
Manny
"Hot Hand" on the Bat
Cowboy Ups 2 Indians 0
OK Kim
Gets Through Inning.
Offense is Off, But Sox Still Winning.
Cowboy
Upset
Late
Inning Collapse #32
Indians
Down Cowboy Ups
13-4
4-1 Lead
Blows Up on Lowe After Jackson Hole Opens Up Game
"Hot
Hands" Williamson, Sauerwalk Light the Latest Alley Inferno in 7th
and 8th
Committee Remains
Headless
BK Translates "Cowboy
Up" in Korean:
"No matter who boos me or whatever the media
writes in the paper, it doesn't really affect me because I have
great pride in my job as a closer. I went out there and did my job.
A situation like yesterday, you never know, it might happen again. I
might get pulled again, but that's something I have no control over.
I didn't ask to be a closer. They asked me to be a closer, so I'm
just doing what I was told to do."
Saturday 9/20
John Dough
Old Man Winner is On The Money Again.
Johnny Come Lately, Nomar Back on Track
Road Sox Skunk Tribe 2-0
Kimpeached!
Kimbecile
Hits Two Batters in Ninth
B.K. = Bad Karma
Kimpotent
Closer Can't Get Job Done. Kimmittee Closed. Grin Gone.
Ruthless: As a way of reminding the Red Sox of
their history of heartbreak, the Indians played a video replay of
Bill Buckner's infamous error in the 1986 World Series following the
sixth inning.
I Love
a Parade

Theo Row, Owner Boxes Empty at Fenway
Thursday Night While Brass Was Out Finalizing World Series Parade Route
Friday 9/19
Timpossible Dream
Wake Takes One for the Team,
Sox 4 Rays 3
Closer-by-Kimmittee Shaky Again, Manny Blast Makes a
Difference
Mueller Joins the Walking Wounded
Thursday 9/18
Curse of the HBO
Sox Haven't Won Since
Mockumentary Aired
Tampa Bay 7 Pawtucket 0
Everybody's sick, tired, or
wounded. Wonderful.
Gasoline Alley Gets "Edge" Watching Game on TV. Yeah Right.
Wednesday 9/17
Into the Wild
Pedro Pushes
Sox to Playoffs
The Dominican
Dominator
Bedevils Rays
Petey Up!
Complete Pete Repeats
Feat
Wild Horses Couldn't Drag
Martinez Out of the Game Again.
Vroom 122: Pitch Counted.
Comeback Cowboys
Sox are 'Tizzling Hot
3-2.
Lobel: "David is Goliath"
HBOld: "Curse" Clueless,
Useless
Predictable
Bambino Show Filled with Tired, Hackneyed Clichés, Same Old Media
Mouthpieces, Drones on About Ruth,
Blames Buckner for Game 6 Loss to Mets
(anyone in their right mind knows that game is gone after the passed
ball)
The Only People "Tormented"
Were Those Who Decided to Watch, Sox Fans are Fine
Dialing for Accolades:
Original Dirt Dog Paul Sullivan Kills in '86 Phone Bit
Our
October 25, 1986 story. UMass crew (Rath in attendance for LA
crowd), Saturday night houseparty in Waltham. "Ojeda vs. Clemens"
printed on the funky invites. Game on the big screen. Mets fans
welcome. Fenway franks. Tissue-paper green monster with netting and
scoreboard running along living room wall. 55 people. Primed to win
it all, we get everyone into one room for the last three outs.
Roomate and I grab the two bottles of Moet to get ready for the big
moment. Two out, none on (hurry up goes through mind) I peel off the
foil, untwist the wire, and attempt to hand "loosen" the cork as
Gary Carter steps to the plate... "POP"... cork flies across room,
into faux monster netting. 55 people turn and look at me (mouths
open wide) at the same time as I say "no worries, this game is over,
nothing can go wrong now... hey, give me that cork..." stuff cork
back in bottle... Carter, base hit. Mitchell, base hit. Knight, base
hit. Stanley-Gedman cross up, Mookie Wilson... attempt to drink
entire bottle of Moet in one sip, slouched, in corner while Red Sox
and Mets fans taunt relentlessly... didn't sleep 'til Tuesday.
Tuesday 9/16
Red Sox ReLowed the Big Guns
Sweet 16 Covered
by Derek and the Domino Effect
D-Lowe Does the Lowecomotion
The schedule is in our favor:
Boston 8 Tampa 2
Texas Messes with Seattle
Dominican Dynamite
Big Blows by ManRam and
Big-O Steal the Show
Mia Gets
Laid Off, Nomar Expected to A$k for More
(Unless
he dumps her for J-Lo,
then she can bankroll all three)
There
Was A Hero Among Us

R.I.P. Ron Burton
Catch the vision of Ron Burton’s
‘Springfield Story’
By KERMIT ROWE, News-Sun Sports Editor,
Springfield News Sun, Springfield Ohio
July 5, 2003 - HUBBARDSTON, Mass. — Ron
Burton Sr., the first high school All-American football player from
Springfield, two weeks ago today stood for the 19th time in front of
a group of needy young boys, welcoming them to his Ron Burton
Training Village for his annual five-week summer camp.
"I’m not supposed to be here," he said,
referring to his 12-day hospital stay that had just ended the day
before when he talked his doctors into releasing him so he could be
with his beloved "young men" once again.
Some knew only that he had been sick
lately. Others knew just how true the words were.
Burton has been fiercely fighting his
biggest battle since December of 1999 when those same doctors
diagnosed him with multiple myeloma. The disease an incurable and
excruciatingly painful form of bone cancer, and doctors told him he
had one to three years to live.
Christmas was three years. Yet, here he
was, six months later, standing strong in front of boys who
desperately need to see someone, anyone, stand strong for them.
Only a shell of his former self
physically, he was still spiritually the Ron Burton nearly all of
the Boston area and a growing portion of Springfield had grown to
love and respect.
"Why would I put myself in jeopardy like
that?" he asked his group of young men rhetorically. Then he
answered his own question, "I want you to know that I love you.
Whatever you need me to do, I’ll do it for you. I just want to share
with you what I know."
What Burton knows is that there is no
gain without risk. That is a big part of his vision, one that has
carved this beautiful retreat called a "training village" (for more
reasons than meet the eye) out of 305 acres of unspoiled
Massachusetts wilderness. But the biggest part of his vision is the
unconditional love which saturated his every word for boys he hardly
knew personally, but knew very well experientially.
So while the pain just days ago was so
unbearable "I couldn’t even move," it was unconditional love that
lifted him out of his bed of affliction and powered him as he once
again shared his “Springfield Story” with those who needed to hear
it.
Some campers heard it for the first
time, some for the fifth and some of the camp staff, made up of
family and friends (who feel like they are family), for the 10th
time or more. It didn’t matter, because the story just keeps getting
better.
Burton’s “Springfield Story” started in
the early 1950s when he was a little boy growing up around the
Dilbert Avenue area where Davey Moore Park now sits.
"I would lose at everything, and I would
always cry when I lost," Burton recalled. "My mom got tired of
hearing me cry so she told me I had two choices, either stop playing
or start winning."
It was a slow process, but he chose the
latter. In junior high football, "I was the only kid in school who
they wouldn’t give a uniform. Finally, they felt sorry for me and
gave me one."
His seventh grade season came and went
without Burton seeing action on the football field. His eighth grade
season looked like it would be a repeat, but in the last game of the
season, the three players ahead of him were all hurt and there were
33 seconds left in the final game of the year. In came Burton, who
got one carry and 10 yards.
"Those 10 yards were the most important
10 yards of my life," he told his eager listeners. "A high school
coach saw me and said that I was not that fast, and not that big,
but that he liked my spirit, courage and determination."
Still, that wasn’t going to take Burton
very far in a town where "all there was to do was high school
football," and the coach told him as much. So Burton asked what he
had to do to get better and was told to run six or seven miles five
days a week. Then he’d be ready. So while his friends were goofing
off each summer, Burton ran those miles and became a great football
player.
"Up to that point in my life, I was
laughed at, joked about, teased," he said. "When I came around,
they’d say ‘Here comes nothing.’ So I was willing to pay anything to
get better."
In fact, those seven miles remain an
integral part of his village’s training regimen. Boys are pushed
with encouragement and fueled by love to get up at 4:30 each
morning, Monday through Friday, and run a route that includes woods
and steep hills. Burton tells them that it doesn’t matter if they
stop and rest 100 times, as long as they finish the course and try
to get better each day.
“That’s what matters most,” he said.
The rest of the story is Springfield
sports history. As a sophomore, he beat all the juniors and seniors
in the mile run. By his junior year, he had set nearly all of
Springfield High’s rushing and scoring records, many of which still
stand today.
"It was the first time I had the
opportunity to play football without the laughter," he said.
But that sophomore year was rough. His
mom died and his dad’s health was so bad that Burton had to go live
with his grandma, “Shang” Burton, who was a gospel preacher.
"We were so poor, but she literally
prayed in the food," said Burton. "The people of the church had to
give us food every day. I learned early that life is not a joke. My
grandmother saved me."
Instead of crumbling, Burton soared,
becoming a high school All-American.
"I cried. I cried because I had learned
to be thankful," said Burton of the honor. "Three years earlier, no
one wanted me on their team. Now I had 47 scholarship offers."
Despite pressure at home to play for
national powerhouse Ohio State, Burton chose to attend Northwestern
and play in a then-floundering program for a man named Ara
Parseghian, who later became a coaching legend at Notre Dame.
Burton became an All-American running
back and Heisman Trophy nominee for the Wildcats, who became a
national power in their own right under Parseghian. Burton then went
to play for the Boston Patriots from 1960-66.
Upon retirement, he built a career as a
motivational speaker for John Hancock, where he still keeps an
office.
"You can’t believe how far you can go if
you do it right," Burton told his young men.
Then he let them in on some secrets,
upon which his training camp has been built, prefacing them by
saying, "I am going to give you the answers to the exam." That would
be life’s exam.
*"People like nice people. They listen
to what you say and watch what you do."
*"You can’t necessarily be the best
athlete, but you can be the sweetest person. It costs nothing, but
it means a lot. Work as hard as you can to be as sweet as you can."
*"I lived two years by myself, and it’s
scary. So I’m going to understand when the hurt and the uncertainty
come."
*"Success is a journey, not a
destination."
*"The reason I made it through all the
storms was that I was a good listener."
*"The only thing I need from you is to
love one another."
No doubt, some "young man" caught the
vision that day. I did, sitting there in the camp dining hall
watching Burton give yet another piece of his heart to yet another
group of young needy boys.
The Boston Red Sox have caught that
vision. As was reported in this space earlier this year, the Red Sox
partnered with Burton in November of 2002 to use his training
village for weekend retreats they would sponsor for inner-city
Boston boys during the weekends the annual camp wasn’t in session.
The Red Sox’s Yawkey Family Foundation
has caught the vision. It is finalizing plans to donate $1 million
for a new bunkhouse at the training village.
The New England Patriots have caught the
vision. Owner Robert Kraft has begun a "Ron Burton Award," to be
given annually to one individual who shares the vision that Burton
has proven successful with his inspiring, risking and loving
rags-to-riches life.
"They want everybody to be like Ron
Burton," said Burton, in humble but shocked tone. "For me, it is one
of the greatest rewards one can receive."
Unless, of course, you catch his vision.
"If you do it my way," he told a group
of needy young boys two weeks ago today, "you are going to
experience a lot of joy."
How about you? Have you caught the
vision of Burton’s “Springfield Story?”
Reach Kermit Rowe at
krowe@coxohio.com
(Our deepest sympathies go out to
Steve and everyone in the extended Burton family.)
"There's a Changing of the Guard on the Tobin Bridge Right Now."
- Pete Sheppard, WEEI, 9.14.03 7:34pm
EDT.
a.k.a. Pats win. Sox lose.
Sunday 9/14
STOP THE PRESSES!
A Funny Thing
Happened While the
Red Sox Were Printing Playoff Tickets
ChicaGoes all out against
Boston
(And that's just you-know-who being you-know-who above)
LOST WEEKEND
Burkett is Worst in First Again
Lee, Thomas Bash BoSox
Boston Loses Series and Game 7-2
No Nomar Lineup in Question.
And No Questions Asked When Nomar's Sick. He's a Gamer.
(From the Dumb and Dumberer
Files: "Nomah's Sick... Blame the Media!" (um, yeah, OK)
The Time is Now...
Sox (and Pats) Have 15 Games
Left to Lock Up a Playoff Birth.
Buehrlehurelee vs. Burkett Today
Saturday 9/13
Cowboy
Upended
Scent of a Wow Man:
Chicago Puts on Too Much Colon
Bartolo Gives Boston Complete
Colonoscopy,
3-1 Bad Guys
(Third complete
game in a row for weight watcher...
why can't we
get starters like that?)
Bloom Comes Off the
Rosalita
Sox Go to Lip-Synch
Millar Video and Lose Again
No Offense, But The Infield
Defense Was Mostly Horrible Tonight
And Belli Bails Out on This One
Killer Garciapopup™
in 8th.
Ballgame.
... next scheduled clutch hit for Nomar is April 17, 2004.
Is this the worst slump of his career, 50 or more ABs? Timely.
(Nomar not feeling well but "sucks it up" for team.
Phary... nah)
9/13
Will Billy
Ballgame and the BoSox Wake Up Tonight?
9/12
Walk This Way
Seesaw swingin' with Cowboys playin' fool
And the balls flyin' up in the air
Swingin' hey diddle diddle
With your Kimmy in the middle of the swing like he didn't care
So we took a big chance at the big league dance
With a Kimmy who was ready to play
Wasn't me he was foolin' 'cause he knew what he was doin'
And I knowed closer was here to stay
When he showed us how to
Throw this way.
TRAIN KEPT A WALKIN'
ALL NIGHT LONG
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LOOK WHAT THE WINDY CITY
BLEW IN
Red
Sox Take a Walk
on the Wild(card) Side
Boston 7 Chicago 4
Walking the Walk
Lame Game but Sox Get Job Done. Damon's
a Walkaholic, Kap was Klutch.
BK 1-2-3 When Heat is Off
The Cowboy Up with People
Suppan Spin from Eric Wilbur at Boston.com: "The righty hurled six
innings last night, and if not for a pair of solo homers off
Chicago's bats, would have allowed only one run." -- Too bad home
runs count too eh?
Dauber
Comes Home
Will
He Be in the Doghouse All Weekend?
9/10
Pistol Pete Cowboys Up
Pedr000-000-00,
5-0
Playoffs Here We Come
The Man in Black Sees the White Light

RIP Johnny Cash and John Ritter
Three's Company? Keep a Dream Team of
Doctors Near Johnny Damon, |