"I Got Pearl Harbored''
- Lou Merloni, Boston Red Sox
Summer of All Fears: Ben's Latest Another Stink Bomb:
severely miscast Ben Affleck... is back in "Pearl Harbor"
auto-pilot mode... in what could be this summer's biggest bomb."
Trot is sorry now, wants to join Cambridge love-in with Ben
and Lou. Tune in tomorrow for the next episode of General Hospitality.
Aff-Backpedals in Showdown with Lou
Ben offers up the following on The Zone: "I
wanna be you. Ya know, I was just being a j*** off, ya know, ya know, just
jokin' around ya know, who cares what I say ya know, how can I make it up to
you Lou, I'll bring some supermodels!, anything, I'm really, really sorry ya know,
I didn't mean it ya know, I was just sayin' stuff ya know, can I buy a Merloni
jersey? Let's do something. Anything you want..."
The Mercurial Lou Merloni
10 Rounds. No Holds
Barred. Steel Cage Texas Chainsaw Death Match. Live on the
The Zone at 5:07pm EDT.
Affleck vs. Merloni
''He said the Red Sox sending him down was making a
mockery of his career... hitting .192 is making a mockery of your career.''
''Mockery? A mockery is his last four movies,
that's a mockery, I've seen them... he's got enough issues to worry
After snapping at Eddie "Lou could drive to
Pawtucket blindfolded" Andleman last week for his joking around, here's Lou on
Ben's roast: "He said I'm bad for team chemistry, I'm bad in the
clubhouse, he said the only mockery is his batting average, with that I got my
first hit and he says 'miracles never cease,' he just kept tearing me apart for
five minutes. I'll leave a #%&! ticket for him for every #%&! game. I
don't care that he won't show up, fine. It's disappointing and
unprofessional coming up (to the broadcast booth) and talking trash about our
team. He doesn't know anything about me.
Just because he's from Cambridge and he's friends with Matt Damon, that's
probably why he's still acting. That's the only reason he's still going. He's a
Has Ben been throwing them back again?
And since when did Pearl Harbor soldiers have blond highlights?
Lou Have Last Laugh?
"I'm frustrated about the way the organization has
portrayed my career. In a sense, they have made a mockery of my career and a
joke of it. That's what I don't appreciate."